The Amazing Professor Doctor Mr Joseph Chikelue Obi MD MPH FRIPH

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Travolta Season | Johnnies Best Bits

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Doctor Joseph Obi | Words of Wisdom | The Good Nurse

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Nurse is one who knows when never to Care . . ."

Joseph Chikelue Obi | | | Scurrilous Pompous Quackery

Independent European Parliamentary Aspirant , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has (once again) defiantly challenged Science Based Medicine to ethically (and comprehensively) redefine itself.

Responding to a rapid volley of questions during a recent political event , which was privately held in his honour , the Irrepressible Dr Obi (once again) boldly laid down the Gauntlet , saying :

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"First and Foremost , this is not simply just a case of Joseph Chikelue Obi versus the Infallible Scientific Skeptic Cabals of Evidence Based Medicine. It is an Ethical Global Demand for Greater Professional Respect in relation to Art Based Medicine ; which Science Based Medicine unfairly seems to be giving a Very (Very) Bad Name indeed.

Secondly , as previously stated on countless occasions , there is No Such Thing as Science Based Medicine in any Basic Statutory Definition of Orthodox Clinical Medicine ; anywhere in the World. If there really was , then all Relevant Scientists (irrespective of prior qualifications) would be legally required to lawfully acquire a Statutory Medical License ; before gleefully issuing their Obtuse Therapeutic Diktats and Fanciful Pharmaceutical Prescriptions. That being said , anyone who cares should additionally be duly aware that the National Medical Practitioners Regulatory Boards (and Statutory Professional Licensing Councils) throughout the Universe primarily tend to regulate the General Art of Orthodox Clinical Medicine , not necessarily it's Flatulent Scientific Minutiae.

Thirdly , Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Predominantly an Art , Not a Science. It was not Joseph Chikelue Obi who first coined the Ancient Latin Phrase of Ars Medicina (Art of Healing) ; from which the term Medicine was originally derived from. Medicine has never ever been a Pure Science. It is not currently a Perfect Applied Science either. By default , an Imperfect Applied Science is technically an Advanced Form of Art. (Go Figure !)

Fourthly , over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Evidence Based (at all). This is Joseph Obi actually being quite generous here , since some Top Professors are actually loudly claiming that over 85% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not (Robustly) Evidence Based , in any (Golden) Way , Manner , Shape , Calling or Form.

Fifthly , over 99% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Science Based (either). Show me the Evidence , if ever you think that I am wrong. But before you start to voraciously attack Poor Little Doctor Obi , please calmly (and comprehensively) attempt to legally reflect upon the phrase Ars Medicina (Art of Healing) ; from which the term Medicine was originally derived from (ab initio). The aforementioned definition categorically came from the Glorious Medical Forefathers (very many ages ago) , not me.

Sixthly , if Science Based Medicine is currently being given such Undue Worldwide Eminence ; then it is only right (and proper) that Art Based Medicine should equally be given Appropriate International Prominence too. The fact that Science Based Medicine does not clearly understand almost everything about Art Based Medicine is not a good enough excuse for ruthlessly attempting to perpetually brand it with a Monstrously Diminished Label.

Finally , (but not exhaustively) , quite a lot of Independent Research Evidence currently suggests that a Very Huge Chunk of Science Based Medicine is not only Irredeemably Fallacious and Extremely Dangerous , but also a Major Lethal Threat to Public (and Personal) Health .

In other words , a Massive Amount of Science Based Medicine , in it's undiluted (or purest concentrated) form , strongly appears to be Potentially (and Lackadaisically) Tantamount to Scurrilous Pompous Quackery ; (seemingly) of the Highest Clinical Order."

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Joseph Chikelue Obi (also known as The Amazing Professor Obi ) , is a Fully Qualified (and Government Licensed) Medical Doctor , who currently serves as Director-General (DG) of the IDPO ; and is also an Aspirant in the 2014 European Parliament Elections.

He has successfully held the rank of Chief Political Strategist (CPS) of the Alternative Medicine Campaign ; in addition to various other Outrageously Controversial Positions.

His Official 2014 MEP Campaign Website is www.obi-1.com

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Saturday, June 9, 2012

Professor J Obi | Death of a President | Malawi | Bingu wa Mutharika | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Global Political News

Professor J Obi sadly notes the recent death of Malawi's President , His Excellency Bingu wa Mutharika .

Dr Obi warmly wishes him Profound Perpetual Rest .

Friday, June 8, 2012

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Celebrity Black Professor | Doctor J Obi

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Celebrity | Black Professor
. . . Thank You , People . . .

Doctor Obi | Clinical Wisdom | The Good Pharmacist

Doctor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Pharmacist is one who knows when never to Dispense . . ."

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Professor Joseph Obi | Wisdom | The Good Physiotherapist

Professor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Physiotherapist is one who knows when never to Rehabilitate . . ."

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Dr Obi | Medical Wisdom Series | The Good Radiographer

Dr Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Radiographer is one who knows when never to Irradiate . . ."

Joseph Obi | Mister Travolta Season 2012 | Johnnies Best Bits

Joseph Obi | Travolta Season 2012 | Johnnies Best Bits



Conflict of Interest (Declaration) : Joseph Chikelue Obi is a VERY HUGE FAN.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Prof Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom | The Good Osteopath

Prof Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Osteopath is one who knows when never to Manipulate . . ."

Alternative Medicine Campaign | Professor Joseph Obi

Alternative Medicine Campaign | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Wisdom | The Good Policeman

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Policeman is one who knows when never to Arrest . . ."

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Dr Joseph Obi | Learn How To Pray | Joseph Chikelue Obi

Dr Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom | June 2012


". . . Learn How To Pray . . ."

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Professor Obi | Words of Wisdom | The Good Homeopath

Professor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Homeopath is one who knows when never to Dilute . . ."

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Wisdom | The Good Psychologist

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Psychologist is one who knows when never to Speak . . ."