Dr Joseph Obi
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Friday, May 4, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Prayer For London Mayor Boris Johnson | Your Miracle Is Right Around The Corner !
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. . . A Mesmerizing Miracle Is Currently On It's Way . . .
. . . Good Luck , Boris . . .
. . . London Loves You . . .
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Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Shock ! | Horror ! | Great Big Toothpaste Endorsement Scandal | Show Me The Money !
Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi has just been alerted that a Lot of Internet Search Engines are now Strategically Positioning a Wide Range of (PAY PER CLICK) TOOTHPASTE ADVERTS ; wherever his Cheeky Little Face conspicuously appears.
Professor Joseph Obi would like to make it Abundantly Clear that he has still not received a Single Dime yet ; from any TOOTHPASTE CORPORATION whatsoever.
In the Interim , Joseph Chikelue Obi is always open to offers , and will gracefully continue to Keep On Smiling ; in Vain Commercial Hope that TOP HOLLYWOOD MODELLING AGENCIES will (one day) duly decide to Lucratively Notice Him !
Joseph Obi Defiantly Rebukes Cardinal Sean Brady | Dr Obi Declares Bishop Brady To Be A Major Sex Abuse Accomplice
As previously stated on numerous occasions , Joseph Chikelue Obi Fundamentally Believes that the only effective way to duly address the whole of this Utterly Outrageous Irish Sex Abuse Scandal is for the Responsible Police Authorities to Swiftly Descend Upon Archbishop Brady ; and Extensively Question Him under Distinct Statutory Warnings of both Perjury and Perversion of the Course of Justice.
Professor Obi also Categorically Rejects all of the Shabby Little Excuses which are Shamelessly Spewing Out from Reverend Brady's (Absolutely Disgusting) Press Office ; and (once again) openly encourages all of the Totally Devastated Victims of Cardinal Brady's Utterly Nauseating Cover-Up to continue to Formidably Fight for their rights , irrespective of any Painful Shame which they may currently be enduring.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Joseph Chikelue Obi Boldly Calls For The Immediate Arrest Of Cardinal Sean Brady | Irish Clergy Sex Abuse Scandal Update
Professor Obi fundamentally feels that the only way to get to the bottom of the Horrific Irish Sex Abuse Scandal is for the National Police Authorities to Formally Detain Cardinal Brady ; and Comprehensively Question Him under Oath.
Dr Obi would also like to openly encourage all of the Totally Devastated Victims of Cardinal Brady's Utterly Vile Cover-Up to continue to boldly fight for their rights ; irrespective of any Painful Shame which they may currently be facing.
Doctor Obi | Obtuse Liverpudlian Political Skullduggery | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Firmly Condemns Whispering Campaign Against Gorgeous Herbie Howe (Liverpool Mayor Candidate)
To this effect , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will not be publicly endorsing any of the Remaining Merseyside Mayorship Candidates.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Doctor Joseph Obi | Show Me The Money
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Tainted Blank Cheques never (ever) really solve anything ; as they usually (sadly) end up (somewhere) within the Bottomless Fiscal Coffers of a Few Noisy Folk , rather than the Intended (Ultimate) Pockets of Grassroots Black Citizenry . . ."
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PRIMARILY PINCHED FROM : TWITTER
. . . Doctor Obi is Not Amused . . .
Good Luck , Everybody !
May The Best One Win !
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Doctor Obi does not personally think that True Justice has (so far) fundamentally been served ; in her particular case.
Dr Joseph Obi | Great Politicians | Words of Wisdom | May 2012 | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | 2014 MEP Campaign
". . . Great Politicians Often Tend To Have Huge Hearts . . ."
Have You Ever Wondered What Really Happened To All Of Joseph Chikelue Obi's Tormentors ?
. . . Kindly Read On . . .
CHIKELUE HALL OF FAME
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Mister Anthony Joseph O'Reilly has (Finally) been Kicked Out of the Hallowed Commercial Boardroom of the Irish Independent Newspaper Consortium ; together with all of his Teeny Weeny Sprogs. For the very first time in over 40 years , there is No O'Reilly Dynasty Member at the helm of Irish Newspaper Publishing.
Miss Louise Redvers has still not got the Top (UK Chief Executive) Job which was promised to her when she infamously penned her (Now Discredited) Chronicle Hatchet Job. She is currently said to be Bitterly Simmering Away , (as a Frustrated Freelance Journalist) , somewhere within the Southern Part of Africa ; desperately hoping for a Miracle.
Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Blogger (and Freshly Recruited Scouts Mentor), Mr Tim Ireland , of Bloggerheads (and Thoughtbubble) , is still said to be Deliciously Gawping (and Profusely Salivating) over Tantalizing Topless Photographs of Joseph Chikelue Obi. Unfortunately , it (alarmingly) seems that Tim has (most definitely) not learnt any lessons (whatsoever) from his previous Multiple Sex Abuse Allegation Scandals ; since Further Sordid Accusations are Juicily Fluttering all over the World Wide Web (WWW).
Graeme Robertson Dawson Catto , Disgraced Former President of the General Medical Council (GMC) , is publicly known to have Sensationally Undergone a Qasi-Biblical Clinical Status Conversion. Apparently , Catto is now an Ardent Fan of Alternative Medicine ; with or without the Odd Little Sprinkling of Evidence Based Quackademia.
Most of the Racist Police Officers , who were gleefully sniffing around , have now been Disciplined for Corruption and other Types of Misconduct ; while one of them is even said to be working as a Kitchen Porter (Dish-Washer) in a Dingy British Restaurant. Another One is said to have a Terrifying Substance Addiction.
Finally , the (Clinically Unqualified) Quackometer Blog Owner Andy Lewis , is (presently & rightfully) being shunned by Growing Numbers of Previous Major Donors and Supporters ; most of who (wisely) do not want anything whatsoever to do with his (Nefarious) Racist (& Xenophobic) Activities. He is now secretly rumoured to be seeking Emergency Network Funding from Ardent Pharmaceutical Devotees of SIMILAR ILK to the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).
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