Doctor Obi clearly understands that the Outgoing Religious Leader will duly remain in post till the end of 2012 ; to enable a Suitable Successor to be Officially Appointed.
Dr Joseph Obi
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
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Further News Updates will (most) definitely be arriving ; in Due Season.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
". . . Medicine is an Art , Not a Science . . ."
". . . Being a Medical Politician is Exceedingly Risky for one's Health . . ."
". . . Being a Doctor is not the very same thing as being a Healer . . ."
". . . Medicine is a Learned Clinical Art ; not a Scurrilous Pompous Science . . ."
". . . A Good Doctor is one who knows when never to issue a Medical Prescription . . ."
". . . A Good Surgeon is one who knows when never to Operate . . ."
". . . A Good Psychiatrist is one who knows when never to Electrocute . . ."
". . . A Good Obstetrician is one who knows when never to Deliver . . ."
". . . A Good Gynaecologist is one who knows when never to Abort . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Chaplain is one who knows when never to Preach . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Nutritionist is one who knows when never to Fatten . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Dietician is one who knows when never to Starve . . ."
". . . A Good Anaesthetist is one who knows when never to Induce . . ."
". . . A Good Pathologist is one who knows when never to Destroy . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Social Worker is one who knows when never to Capitulate . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Journalist is one who knows when never to Dig . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Author is one who knows when never to Write . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Diplomat is one who knows when never to Disrupt . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Blogger is one who knows when never to Blog . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Googler is one who knows when never to Google . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Salesman is one who knows when never to Sell . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Con Artist is one who knows when never to Con . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Scammer is one who knows when never to Scam . . ."
Friday, January 13, 2012
Far from viewing such Graceful Attire as being an Oblivious Insult to Modern Womanhood , Professor Obi actually does think it to be Quite Elegant and Exceedingly Ravishing . . .
Well Done , Your Majesty . . . You Look Fabulous !
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Monday, January 9, 2012
". . . Beauty Without Grace , is like a Rose Without Fragrance . . ."
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Professor Joseph Obi Publicly Condemns Nigerian Bomb Attacks | Dr Obi Firmly Calls For Dialogue & Reconciliation
Doctor Obi is Equally Horrified to learn that Christian Churches (and other Religious Places of Worship ) have (sadly) become Major Human Targets for such Abominable Killings.
Professor Obi would therefore like to Humbly Appeal to the Nigerian Authorities to Immediately Open Decisive Channels of Diplomatic Communication with Boko Haram Militia Forces ; to appropriately prevent the Outrageously Alarming Situation from Rapidly Degenerating any further.
Nigeria is Far Too Large to be Adequately Policed on a Second-By-Second Basis ; so National (Reconciliatory) Dialogue now seems to be the Only Viable Answer.
Dr Joseph Obi
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