The Amazing Professor Doctor Mr Joseph Chikelue Obi MD MPH FRIPH

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Archbishop of Canterbury

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has just been informed that the Archbishop of Canterbury recently tendered his resignation.


Doctor Obi clearly understands that the Outgoing Religious Leader will duly remain in post till the end of 2012 ; to enable a Suitable Successor to be Officially Appointed.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Quackery Books | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medicine

Quack Medicine Books | Doctor Joseph Obi | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor Obi | Quack Medicine Publications .

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Redefining Quack Medicine & Quackery | Joseph Chikelue Obi

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently launched an Utterly Audacious Bid to Totally Redefine all 3 of the Following Terms : Quack , Quackery and Quack Medicine.

Further News Updates will (most) definitely be arriving ; in Due Season.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medicine is an Art , Not a Science

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . Medicine is an Art , Not a Science . . ."

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medical Politics is Exceedingly Risky

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . Being a Medical Politician is Exceedingly Risky for one's Health . . ."

Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi | The Doctor versus The Healer

Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . Being a Doctor is not the very same thing as being a Healer . . ."

Pompous Quackery | Dr Joseph Obi v Science Based Medicine

Dr Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . Medicine is a Learned Clinical Art ; not a Scurrilous Pompous Science . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom | Pills & Potions

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Doctor is one who knows when never to issue a Medical Prescription . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi | The Good Surgeon | Clinical Wisdom

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Surgeon is one who knows when never to Operate . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi | The Good Psychiatrist | Medical Wisdom

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Psychiatrist is one who knows when never to Electrocute . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi | The Good Obstetrician | Clinical Wisdom

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Obstetrician is one who knows when never to Deliver . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi | The Good Gynaecologist | Clinical Wisdom

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Gynaecologist is one who knows when never to Abort . . ."

Professor Obi | Medical Wisdom | The Good Medical Chaplain

Professor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Chaplain is one who knows when never to Preach . . ."

Prof Obi | The Good Medical Nutritionist | Clinical Wisdom

Professor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Nutritionist is one who knows when never to Fatten . . ."

Prof Obi | The Good Medical Dietician | Clinical Wisdom

Professor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Dietician is one who knows when never to Starve . . ."

Professor Joseph Obi | Wise Words | The Good Anaesthetist

Professor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Anaesthetist is one who knows when never to Induce . . ."

Doctor Obi | The Good Pathologist | Clinical Wisdom Series

Doctor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Pathologist is one who knows when never to Destroy . . ."

Doctor Obi | Wise Words | The Good Medical Social Worker

Doctor Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Social Worker is one who knows when never to Capitulate . . ."

Dr Obi | Wise Clinical Words | The Good Medical Journalist

Dr Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Journalist is one who knows when never to Dig . . ."

Dr Obi | The Good Medical Author | Ancient Clinical Wisdom

Dr Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Author is one who knows when never to Write . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi | The Good Medical Diplomat | Wise Words

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Diplomat is one who knows when never to Disrupt . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi | The Good Medical Blogger | Wise Words

Doctor Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Blogger is one who knows when never to Blog . . ."

Obi Joseph | The Good Medical Googler | Clinical Wisdom

Obi Joseph | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Googler is one who knows when never to Google . . ."

Obi Joseph | The Good Medical Salesman | Wise Words

Obi Joseph | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Salesman is one who knows when never to Sell . . ."

Joseph Obi | Words of Wisdom | The Good Medical Con Artist

Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Con Artist is one who knows when never to Con . . ."

Joseph Obi | Wise Words | The Good Medical Scammer

Joseph Obi | Medical Words of Wisdom


". . . A Good Medical Scammer is one who knows when never to Scam . . ."

Friday, January 13, 2012

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Strongly Defends Dutch Queen.

Professor Joseph Obi cannot understand the Massive Dutch Furore concerning the Scarf and Hat Combo which was recently chosen by Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ; during Her Highly Controversial Tour of the Arabian Gulf.

Far from viewing such Graceful Attire as being an Oblivious Insult to Modern Womanhood , Professor Obi actually does think it to be Quite Elegant and Exceedingly Ravishing . . .

Well Done , Your Majesty . . . You Look Fabulous !



Monday, January 9, 2012

Dr Joseph Obi | Beauty | Words of Wisdom | January 2012

Dr Joseph Obi | Words of Wisdom | January 2012


". . . Beauty Without Grace , is like a Rose Without Fragrance . . ."

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Professor Joseph Obi Publicly Condemns Nigerian Bomb Attacks | Dr Obi Firmly Calls For Dialogue & Reconciliation

Professor Joseph Obi hereby Unequivocally Condemns the growing spate of Fatal Bomb Attacks in Nigeria.


Doctor Obi is Equally Horrified to learn that Christian Churches (and other Religious Places of Worship ) have (sadly) become Major Human Targets for such Abominable Killings.


Professor Obi would therefore like to Humbly Appeal to the Nigerian Authorities to Immediately Open Decisive Channels of Diplomatic Communication with Boko Haram Militia Forces ; to appropriately prevent the Outrageously Alarming Situation from Rapidly Degenerating any further.

Nigeria is Far Too Large to be Adequately Policed on a Second-By-Second Basis ; so National (Reconciliatory) Dialogue now seems to be the Only Viable Answer.

Dr Joseph Obi


Alternative Medicine Professor | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Online Health Course | Wellness | Wellbeing | Self Care.


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Those requiring a Certificate (of Completion) will duly have to Register.

Please (Additionally) Note that the Official Website Address of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , (otherwise known as the Alternative Medicine Clinical Network or the Alternative Health Campaign or the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign or the NHS Alternative Health Campaign or the UK Alternative Medicine Petition Group or the Council of the Alternative Medicine Professionals Board) , is now formally located at www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk . The Old Website Address has not been used by us for almost 2 years , as it has fully served it's due purpose.

A Wall of Honour is currently being prepared for Corporate Sponsors (and Donors). It will be Prominently Featured throughout the Series.

Kindly Contact Us via LinkedIn ( www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor ) ; for further details.

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Basic Registration Formalities | Step Number 1 | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* Carefully Locate the Official Google+ Profile of Joseph Chikelue Obi ( at https://plus.google.com/+JosephChikelueObi ) ; and promptly add him to any one of your Active Google Circles.

The Importance of Adding Professor Obi to your Google Circles cannot be overemphasized , since most of the Assessment Questions may be drawn from whatever he (personally) considers to be Exceedingly Relevant at the time.

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Basic Registration Formalities | Step Number 2 | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* Urgently Proceed to our (One and Only , Exclusively Fabulous) Lulu eBook Spotlight ( at www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi ) ; and duly purchase the Home Study Course (Presentation) Pack , which is currently on sale for only US$99.

The Price of the Course may soon go up to US$499 (Without Notice ; since the US$99 Price is provisionally based on 100 Million Participants ). So Kindly Hurry !

Remember to keep your Valid Lulu Receipt as Proof of Purchase , or you will not be able to get your Official Certificate at the end of the Course.

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Basic Registration Formalities | Step Number 3 | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* After Comprehensively Assimilating Everything inside the Home Study Course (Presentation) Pack , and also Memorizing every little word on this Profile , you should then (Confidently) Visit our Official LinkedIn (Alternative Medicine Doctor) Profile ( www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor ) to directly apply for your Free Phone Interview (and Assessment) ; which will be intensively conducted by either Professor Obi or any one of his (Registered) Wellness Consultants.

Each Assessment should not take longer than an Hour (60 Minutes).

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Important Examination (Assessment) Advice | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* Please Note that Successful Candidates will be swiftly emailed an Electronic Official Course Completion Certificate in the Name of Whosoever appears on the Lulu Purchase Receipt.

Only One Lulu Receipt will be Valid Per Candidate. Do not attempt to Share (or Fraudulently Counterfeit) It.

Each Receipt will entitle a Candidate to a Maximum of 3 (Phone Assessment) Attempts.

Not Many Folk will actually pass the Assessment on their Very First Sitting.

Those who Gloriously Succeed in their various Phone Assessments will then be able to duly upgrade to various other (Face-to-Face) Advanced Training Courses (and Apprenticeships or Seminars or Workshops) ; without the need for any other Prior Academic Qualifications. They will also (ultimately) be (vibrantly) assisted to (Lawfully) Set Up their very own Alternative Medicine Clinics and Wellness Centres.




Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine


Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Professor

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