Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Strongly Defends Dutch Queen.

Professor Joseph Obi cannot understand the Massive Dutch Furore concerning the Scarf and Hat Combo which was recently chosen by Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ; during Her Highly Controversial Tour of the Arabian Gulf.

Far from viewing such Graceful Attire as being an Oblivious Insult to Modern Womanhood , Professor Obi actually does think it to be Quite Elegant and Exceedingly Ravishing . . .

Well Done , Your Majesty . . . You Look Fabulous !