Dr Joseph Obi
Monday, December 26, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
". . . A Good GMC is one which knows when never
to be Crooked . . ."
". . . A Good General Medical Council is one which knows when never
to be Fraudulent . . ."
". . . A Good GMC Leader is one who knows when never
to be Xenophobic . . ."
". . . A Good GMC Officer is one who knows when never
to be Bribed . . ."
". . . A Good GMC Chairman is one who knows when never
to be Stupid . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Tribunal is one which knows when never
to be Biased . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Regulator is one which knows when never
to be Corrupt . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Council is one which knows when never to be Racist . . ."
Friday, December 23, 2011
". . . A Good GP is one who knows when never to Refer . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Leader is one who knows when never
to Dominate . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Professor is one who knows when never
to Teach . . ."
Coming Shortly !!!
". . . A Good Medical Statistician is one who knows when never
to Calculate . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Lawyer is one who knows when never to Defend . . ."
". . . A Good Medical Researcher is one who knows when never to Probe . . ."
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Exhaustion and Fatigue are exceedingly common during the Yuletide Festive Season.
Christmas Survival Tip Number 3 from Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi :
Replenish , Relax and Rejuvenate .
Use Simple Wellness Interventions like Deep Cyclical Breathing , Massage , Yoga , Aromatherapy , Reflexology , Natural Remedies and Meditation ; to Holistically Recharge Your Inner Batteries.
Stress , Strife , and Suicide are all exceedingly common during the Yuletide Festive Season.
Christmas Survival Tip Number 2 from Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi :
Avoid (All) Potential 'Argument Triggers' .
If anyone brings up a Very Sensitive Topic , try to use use (Polite) Diplomatic Distraction to quickly move onto something which is Far More Pleasant to Talk About . . .
Exasperation , Anxiety , Bitterness , Alcoholism , Substance (Illicit Drugs) Misuse , Violence , Anger , Abuse and Depression are all exceedingly common during the Yuletide Festive Season.
Christmas Survival Tip Number 1 from Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi :
Don't expect far too many Christmas Miracles .
If you spend the whole of the year Severely Bickering with your Very Close Relatives ; then PLEASE DO NOT be extremely surprised if there is a whole lot of Simmering Family Tension during 'Merry' Christmas Luncheons .
Sunday, December 18, 2011
2014 European Elections | Dr Joseph Obi for MEP | Vote for Education | Vote for Enterprise | Vote for Empowerment.
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The Next (MEP) Elections to the European Parliament will be held in all Member States of the European Union (EU) sometime during the month of June ; in the year 2014.
Direct European Parliament MEP Elections first began in 1979.
The 2014 European Parliament MEP Elections will mark the 8th Successive Event.
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Dr Joseph Obi | 2014 European Parliamentary Elections Campaign | Dr Obi for MEP | Vote Obi for Education | Vote Obi for Enterprise | Vote Obi for Empowerment
Chief Political Strategist Joseph Obi Precariously Maintains His Top International CPS Rating . . . Just Behind Rove & Axelrod.
According to Data collated (independently) from all Major Search Engines , as at the 15th of December 2011 , the Top 3 (Most Sought After) Chief Political Strategists in the World were as follows.
1. Karl Rove
2. David Axelrod
3. Joseph Chikelue Obi
It should be ethically recalled that Professor Obi has consistently ranked third since such Global CPS Appraisals formally commenced in the year 2007.
He is currently the only UK Citizen to conspicuously appear on the List.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
"Quack Medicine is just as common in an Orthodox Clinical Setting as it is in an Alternative Medicine Environment.
The main difference is that Allopathic Quacks often tend to have an Accredited Medical Degree plus a Statutory Medical Practising License ; while their Holistic Fringe Healing Counterparts fundamentally do not possess any of the Aforementioned Major Qualifications.
Whatever the case , please be duly informed that over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine has absolutely No Solid Evidence Base whatsoever ; and as such is therefore (by Critical Default) fundamentally deemed to be nothing short of Unflappable Medical Quackery.
To put it bluntly : Almost Everyone is now a Potential Quack . . ."
Dr Joseph Obi
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Attendance is 100% Free for those who do not want a Certificate (of Completion).
Those requiring a Certificate (of Completion) will duly have to Register.
Please (Additionally) Note that the Official Website Address of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , (otherwise known as the Alternative Medicine Clinical Network or the Alternative Health Campaign or the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign or the NHS Alternative Health Campaign or the UK Alternative Medicine Petition Group or the Council of the Alternative Medicine Professionals Board) , is now formally located at www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk . The Old Website Address has not been used by us for almost 2 years , as it has fully served it's due purpose.
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The Importance of Adding Professor Obi to your Google Circles cannot be overemphasized , since most of the Assessment Questions may be drawn from whatever he (personally) considers to be Exceedingly Relevant at the time.
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* Urgently Proceed to our (One and Only , Exclusively Fabulous) Lulu eBook Spotlight ( at www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi ) ; and duly purchase the Home Study Course (Presentation) Pack , which is currently on sale for only US$99.
The Price of the Course may soon go up to US$499 (Without Notice ; since the US$99 Price is provisionally based on 100 Million Participants ). So Kindly Hurry !
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* After Comprehensively Assimilating Everything inside the Home Study Course (Presentation) Pack , and also Memorizing every little word on this Profile , you should then (Confidently) Visit our Official LinkedIn (Alternative Medicine Doctor) Profile ( www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor ) to directly apply for your Free Phone Interview (and Assessment) ; which will be intensively conducted by either Professor Obi or any one of his (Registered) Wellness Consultants.
Each Assessment should not take longer than an Hour (60 Minutes).
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Only One Lulu Receipt will be Valid Per Candidate. Do not attempt to Share (or Fraudulently Counterfeit) It.
Each Receipt will entitle a Candidate to a Maximum of 3 (Phone Assessment) Attempts.
Not Many Folk will actually pass the Assessment on their Very First Sitting.
Those who Gloriously Succeed in their various Phone Assessments will then be able to duly upgrade to various other (Face-to-Face) Advanced Training Courses (and Apprenticeships or Seminars or Workshops) ; without the need for any other Prior Academic Qualifications. They will also (ultimately) be (vibrantly) assisted to (Lawfully) Set Up their very own Alternative Medicine Clinics and Wellness Centres.