Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says that he did not die in a Horrific 'Monte-Carlo' Sportscar Crash . . .

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To Whom It May Concern :

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)